i’m still really sad that bend it like beckham wasn’t a lesbian movie
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe

Oh my god. Look at this.
Candy corns.
Zodiac symbols.
BETTY CROCKER
I HAVE FOUND THE HOMESTUCK CAKE FROM 1971
Did nobody notice fucking Yaldaboath in the center

Or maybe he’s thinking about raping Britain…the world may never know…. I think I just ruined the moment…
shut the fuck up i swear to god
are you for real
Okay, I’ve had it up to fucking here with this “France is a rapist” bullshit.
The first thing you need to know is that rape is not a funny little thing to joke about. Rape is a serious thing. You do not joke about it. It is a horrible thing where people get hurt, traumatized, scarred for life, and many times even killed. And when I say hurt I do not mean it lightly. Think about someone shoving a bag of chips down your throat. Eating chips is something you would usually enjoy but not when someone is doing is forcefully and against your will. So these rape jokes need to stop. Now.
Secondly, France is one of the last people who would do such a thing. I don’t fucking understand why anyone would think he would do that. He is kind, caring, full of love, anything like that. He would never even dream of doing such a thing. No nation would. They’ve gone through wars, famine, crisis’s, and they know all about pain. They know all about pain that their people have gone through. Do you honestly think that he— anyone— would want to bring such a horrible thing as rape upon another person?
Rape is not love. Rape is torture. Get it through your sick skulls that rape is not something to joke about, and certainly not something that a country of love would want to do to anyone.
This. So much this.
“I think I just ruined the moment”
Oh you fucking think? Even if he were thinking of having sex with Britain I am fucking sure he wouldn’t ever even think of raping him or anyone else! Just as Francestuck has explained very clearly.
Where. Do. I. Even. Begin. Holy shit.
this is why Hetalia has such a bad reputation god dammit






